Wow, that exists: Cider Collie’s insanely crafted, detachable plush vulva is a fursuiter’s wet dream

This state-of-the-art adult fursuit technology will get you kicked out of Disneyland – but into the horniest places on earth!

Want to get your paws on the ultimate fursuit accessory that redefines heavy petting? If you want to bare it all, Cider Collie has you covered. Her faux-fur-crafted SPH (Strategically Placed Hole) makes cartoon animal crotches more anatomically-correct than the average person on the street could ever imagine. It can come off to stay SFW, or zip on at will, letting anthropomorphic dogs, kitties and bunnies be as bold as fantasy characters can possibly be. It’s stretchy and penetrable for full contact by collaborators in furry performance art, so their partners can please them in ways that real life isn’t known to provide. Sounds too hot to bother about rug burns.

Reporting the adult side of furry follows a mission to cover the hole truth; the good, the bad, and the sexy, with no sacred cows left unturned. Think of how this was made with hands, fabric, and a naughty dream. Compared to some uses of human bodies in adult media, sewing is wholesome, isn’t it?  The uncensored art is NSFW — kids and prudes go away — but tasteful, mature readers can see it and smile. So feast your eyes on this invention of utmost necessity, and learn how Cider Collie’s crazy job brought it to life in her Q&A with Dogpatch Press.

Your Bluesky bio says “artist drawing weird intimate furry sex”. Is that just your NSFW account and how do you want to be found?

I go by a couple of online usernames haha! My family knows about my SFW art and online presences, so I try to keep my NSFW work pretty separate to avoid them coming across it. You can find it at @cidercollie.bsky.social.

[Cider Collie doesn’t just do adult art, but it’s sensible to separate occupations, so we’ll leave some of her other talents private. There’s a lot more than you see here.]

How did you get into being a furry artist, and what are some of your inspirations? 

I got into being a furry artist pretty early. I had always liked drawing and animals. At about age 11, I got my first phone and therefore social media. One day, a photo of a fursuit popped up on my Instagram feed. I showed my mom, thinking it was cool, and she FREAKED out… her only context of furries having been that CSI episode. From there, my curiosity got the best of me and I fell straight down the internet rabbit hole. Telephone was by far my biggest furry inspiration and fascination. The Lion King and a lot of the early hand-animated Disney movies, as well as my upbringing in a coastal beach town in south Florida, both really inspire my art to this day.

What do you most like to make, and want to share any of your favorite works?

I most enjoy making things that are kind of outside the usual and that challenge me to learn new skills! For example, right now I’m working on developing a really fun new sex toy: a fuckable anthro furry butt. I wanted to explore the overlap between plush toy kinks and fursuit kinks. I’ve learned a ton about toy-smithing, 3D printing, mold-making, working with silicone and foam, and designing a product with basically no blueprint. I’m really excited to show off the proof-of-concept with fabric genitals and progress photos.

Do you have any observations about who follows or commissions you, and what they want?

Honestly, I find it a little hard to tell who exactly my audience is or what they like from me. I try to vary the kinks and themes in my adult art so there’s a lil something for everyone. Though I do draw a lot of outdoorsy adult art, so hopefully I attract people who enjoy the same!

Do you have any thoughts about the furry community, or experiences that made you feel strongly about what it does or doesn’t do? 

Oh yes, absolutely. I feel the furry community can be a double-edged sword. A few years ago, a person launched a slanderous hate campaign against me because of a piece of adult art I made. The art was in a Chibi style, depicting an anthro furry girl, with human breasts and genitals… but these teenagers decided that her pose and wrist angle somehow meant the character was feral/quadruped, and therefore they decided to accuse me of zoophilia. I had recently attained a decent following on social media, so of course “popular furry is a zoophile” became the hot gossip and big headline at the time. Seeing part of the community I had loved with all my heart turn on me in the blink of an eye due to a random person’s completely proofless accusation based on a very tame and acceptable furry porn drawing… it deeply and permanently changed me, and opened my eyes to a very big problem the community has.

On the good side though, I have everything because of this community. When I was a kid, the furry community donated money to help my mother and I escape domestic abuse. By taking commissions, I was able to save up and move to Orlando at age 18, which kickstarted my career and life. So many kind comments and wholesome exchanges from furries online and at conventions encourage me to keep going, and I can’t be more grateful for that.

So all that to say, I have wildly varied feeling

Fursuiting has grown impressively since the early days. It’s driven by passion and fandom, but it’s also part of an industry, so it’s both collaborative and entrepreneurial. Adult work has been part of the craft development since the beginning. Your fursuit accessory, the plush vulva, looks uniquely designed and not just impressively crafted, but exciting for a commissioner to wear and use. It’s so personalized and oddly wholesome, with a plush toy aesthetic and undertones of gender subversion … We might expect mainstream heteronormativity to present sex toys as generic plastic dong things, and this flips that around and goes beyond many peoples imagination. I wanted to point this out as a unique hand made object and ask you how you feel about making it?

The first fursuiter at the first furry convention.

Thank you! I really love how you described that- you have an amazing way with words. I think that flipping of expectations is exactly why this specific type of fursuit accessory tickles me.

Sex and kink are so often culturally assigned as HARDCORE and NAUGHTY and so on – so something about portraying eroticism through soft cuddly fabrics lovingly handsewn together… it kind of wraps a blanket of coziness, intimacy, and tenderness around the whole idea. Plus, I just love making things that are underrepresented or not commonly seen.

You comment on the photos was “damn my job is crazy” which says so much. Can you talk about having this for a job, and do you have any thoughts about adult art as an industry?

It really is! It’s such a weird experience and it takes up so much of my life, but I wouldn’t have it any other way. I actually tried to work a part-time job a few years back and that lasted about a week, haha. Doing furry art for a living is so incredibly freeing, but like anything under the self-employment category, figuring out how to manage it all is pretty stressful. How to keep up with growth, how to handle loss, artistic burnout, learning to switch gears, finding work-life balance, self-regulating, not falling down the corporate black hole, staying human while maintaining professionalism, social media skills, taxes… it’s a lot. But the freedom to make the art I want to make is worth all the stress.

Adult art is something that’s always been around, from the earliest charcoal cave drawings of cavemen porking to the modern digitally painted werewolf wieners, it’s so deeply and beautifully human. It’s something I believe is incredibly valuable, not only as a form of self expression, but also because it has incredible value as data for historians and scientists. Erotic art provides deeply insightful information about the human psyche and the mysteries of sexuality.

And of course that goes for all art, but I think that considering how widely shunned erotic art tends to be across many cultures, AND the recent restrictions and attempts at erasure happening in the US, it is especially important to emphasize the importance of recording, preserving, and protecting erotic art.

Have you noticed recent problems with payment processors targeting adult services, and do you have any observations about it or info about what to do?

Absolutely, it’s been jarring to suddenly see payment processors silently change their terms of service overnight. Of course it’s largely a censorship issue, but I think it’s also a capitalism issue – every large company ultimately being controlled by a small handful of powerful people means those companies will bend to the ideas of those few powerful people, no matter how it affects the rest of the population.

To my understanding, the best thing we can do is inconvenience those companies, the payment processors. Call, email, text, mail physical letters, protest in-person or online, boycott, tell your friends – whatever you can do to contribute to being loud about the problem and inconveniencing those companies, do it. Customer support numbers for large companies are very often outsourced to a third party, which often charge the companies per call. If you take up their time, you cost them money. By telling your friends, you drive away their potential or existing customers. By making them lose money, time, customers, and reputation: You contribute to the notion that their policy change was a BAD BUSINESS MOVE.

Thanks so much for sharing about your work, and let’s let people know they can get a book of your NSFW art.

Original post written by Patch O’Furr